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One sole, loner mosquito is trapped in my room.
As I sleep, mosquito bites all parts of skin not covered by blanket.
I wake up to buzzing sound in my ear.
Mosquito!
Flies away.
My skin is itchy.
Try to fall asleep, but mosquito buzzes in my ear 5 minutes later.
Slap my face in all possible directions, hoping to kill mosquito.
The next time I sense the mosquito, I plan on getting out of bed to flip on room’s light switch to find mosquito.
Light bulb’s out.
I sit with laptop on my lap, hoping for mosquito to fly near the light so I can find it.
I wait.
There’s absolutely nothing to do online. One person on gchat. Thinks I’m a weirdo for being up so early.
Mosquitos hate light, so it’s probably chilling in dark, unmapped territory underneath my bed.
Turn off laptop. Cover more parts of my body with blanket.
Buzzing in one small, exposed part of ear, manages to bite me there.
Itching in areas that were bit 20 minutes ago increases.
Daylight begins to peak outside window, not light enough to detect loner mosquito insistent on making my sleeping experience a hellish one.
Bite total: 12.
Buzzing in my ear total: 7
Slapping my face total: 7
Still fucking flying around my room.
Can’t wait for summer.
Anyone know how to solve this problem? Seriously. This is horrible.
What the hell are you so happy about, ATM Guy?
Why you always flipping around whenever I withdraw cash?
What are you hiding?
This had me laughing all morning. Thanks Dan
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Yet three people in three days have asked me if I’m jewish.
NEW HANKSY - MARTY MCFLY
Two blocks away from me, Kenmare and Mulberry.